Here's what your alarm clock settings say about you.
are kind of hard to physically smash , you’re safer setting three alarms every morning at snooze intervals 11 minutes apart. The first alarm physically hurts your entire body, which is why you need three: to ease into life. Sometimes in those 11 minutes, you have dreams about being awake, it’s wild. Hair kind of greasy, no time for oatmeal or the thing that comes after it, you stumble out of the door, feeling sorry for all of the suckers who get up on that first alarm.
When the dentist reminds you’re due for a visit, you book immediately.Your phone is dead, again, and the alarm didn’t go off. Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!Your alarm list begins at 4:00 a.m. and goes through to 9:00 p.m., because your life is so full of possibility and variation that you need beeping scenarios for: early-morning conference calls to London, disco naps, post-weekend brunch naps, and the daily 8 a.m. to remind you to take some fill-in-the-blank medication.
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