Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz and Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez enjoyed the soothing sounds of The Offspring on Twitch.
world’s worst comedians ate shit and began silently penning their “I’m not actually racist, I was just expressing racist opinions in the cadence of a joke”Since last summer, when the Minnesota Governor outed himself as a long-suffering Dreamcast fan, Walz has driven conspiracists mad with speculation over which Dreamcast game he prefers.
“Alright, here we go. Yeah, see, sweet!” exclaimed Walz as he drove his yellow cab off a dumpster shaped like a kicker ramp for a bonus. “Dude, you’re good!” Oscaio-Cortez said.Crazy Taxi sessions in modern political history. The ever-modest Walz, who no doubt felt the pressure of the moment, warned that he’s “terrible” because he doesn’t “know the controllers on Xbox.”
“What you’re trying to do is, I’ve got to go pick these people up,” Walz said, welcoming a non-playable rider into his vehicle. “Get in, dude.” As Walz remarked that the game didn’t “feel quite as bad as,” he tore through the digital streets of San Francisco, delivering a rider in less than a minute and collecting a fair of more than $200. “Oh, this is San Fran, watch this. I’m flying.”
Unfortunately, perhaps thinking of sacrificing his sanity for the sake of American democracy, Walz, in all likelihood, will have “” by the Offspring stuck in his head through Election Day on November 5. He nevertheless appeared enthusiastic about the game., which he used to bring to the office because his wife disapproved of the game. “I brought it to the office because my wife was like, ‘You need to be like a real person or whatever.
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