Terrible Netflix spy movie Heart of Stone would've actually been better if it was an Asylum mockbuster called Mission: Improbable. JacobOller's review:
If you’ve ever avoided an autoplaying movie long enough to actually browse a streaming service, you’ve run into knock-offs from The Asylum. The studio behind, The Asylum’s main business is producing mockbusters—generic, store-brand movies titled and designed to trick your grandma into picking. While mockbusters are low-budget, slapdash moneygrabs, they are completely different than, which falls into a far trickier category.
Car chases down foreign city streets crash into death-defying free-falls where mid-air fistfights vie for a parachute. They’re shot from unappealing, ugly angles and have no sense of physical reality. When a chunky utility van flees motorcycles and sedans down staircases and alleyways, there’s no sense of weight or scale between the vehicles; parachutes and wingsuits glide through the air like cartoon UFOs.
With empty Fake Movies like these, you need to be the Bear Grylls of actors to survive. You need to be able to drink your own acting piss and make acting fires from your own shed body hair, because you’re dropped into no man’s land and given nothing. The Netflix-certified Fake Movie
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