Grizzled Old Man Caught Off Guard Hasn’t Heard That Name In A Long Time

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Grizzled Old Man Caught Off Guard Hasn’t Heard That Name In A Long Time
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HAVANA, CUBA—Freezing with his whiskey neat raised to his lips as a stranger addressed him from behind, a grizzled old man caught off guard Tuesday reportedly hasn’t heard that name in a long time. “Well, well, well, I haven’t heard that name in 50 years,” said the disheveled, gray-haired man who went only by “Don”…

HAVANA, CUBA—Freezing with his whiskey neat raised to his lips as a stranger addressed him from behind, a grizzled old man caught off guard Tuesday reportedly hasn’t heard that name in a long time.

“Well, well, well, I haven’t heard that name in 50 years,” said the disheveled, gray-haired man who went only by “Don” these days, placing his glass onto the bar before slowly turning around to get a look at the person who had asked if he’d “seen Abigail Beaufort around lately.” “Where did you hear a name like that, son? I don’t know who you are, but I never knew anyone called that. Ask around, I’ve been living a quiet life here a long time.

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