No, before you ask: Carrot Top wasn't in the 2002 movie, or involved in its production in any other way.
strange that it becomes noteworthy on account of oddball novelty alone. It’s in that light that we present to you news that someone has liberated a truly strange recording from the dusty bins of DVD culture, and placed it on the internet this week for the rest of us to enjoy: A full commentary track for Roger Avary’s prickly and miserable 2002 Bret Easton Ellis adaptationYou might, very reasonably, ask: In what way was Carrot Top involved in the production of Avary’s film, which follows three college students as they unsuccessfully attempt to find happiness with each other? Answer: No way, except that he was asked to record a commentary track for its eventual DVD.
The upshot of all this is that the Carrot Top track is real, and, as best we can tell, represents a genuine experience of what watching a movie with Carrot Top might be like. Which is to say that it’s fairly awful, but also kind of fascinating, as the man spends the entire movie rating the attractiveness of the women on the screen, making homophobic jokes, and loudly bemoaning, “How come it’s so easy to get laid in this movie?!” It’s not, obviously, by any stretch of the imagination. But it is so weird as to be interesting, kind of by default. And now it’s free to run and play on the internet, instead of being locked away on decaying DVDs. Truly, the future is a wondrous place.
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