God Criticized For Taking Credit For Universe From Black Creator

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THE HEAVENS—After new evidence came to light revealing the true origins of heaven and earth, the Almighty God faced widespread criticism Tuesday for stealing credit for the universe from a Black Creator. “As it turns out, the being long credited as the divine architect of the universe merely registered the patent for…

THE HEAVENS—After new evidence came to light revealing the true origins of heaven and earth, the Almighty God faced widespread criticism Tuesday for stealing credit for the universe from a Black Creator.

collaborator who joined the universe project in the final stages and was only personally involved in the creation of jellyfish and pterodactyls. “Throughout history, we’ve seen the contributions of Black communities erased, and to see that God intentionally did so as well is deeply upsetting. Even’ was stolen verbatim out of the Black deity’s mouth.

He never credited the team of Black engineers who helped develop fauna.” At press time, several new reports raised questions about the true paternity of Jesus Christ.

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