This humorous article offers a tongue-in-cheek gift guide for men struggling with masculinity issues in modern society.
for the past decade, at least. And if there was a chance to pivot away from this diabolical bifurcation of the genders that has Andrew Tate and Charlie Kirk serving as the bannermen, we have squandered the opportunity until 2028. The voting patterns, information streams, and overall temperaments of men and women have, and that simply isn’t a sign of a healthy society. Welcome to the wilderness, America. Make yourself at home.
The upshot of all of this is there is a good chance, this holiday season, that you will need to purchase a gift for what I like to call a Broken Man. You know the type: He’s mainlining podcasts, addicted to YouTube, and extolling the virtues of an all-beef diet, all while packing eight Zyns a day. He’s glitching out before your very eyes, but Broken Men deserve our love just the same. So, here’s a gift guide for the Lost Boys in your life. May god have mercy on their souls. Slate has relationships with various online retailers. If you buy something through our links, Slate may earn an affiliate commission. We update links when possible, but note that deals can expire and all prices are subject to change. All prices were up to date at the time of publication.You know what exudes positive masculinity? A tiny felt tree, hanging from the rearview mirror of a Jeep Grand Cherokee, or perhaps even a Honda Accord. Broken men are notoriously difficult to buy stocking stuffers for, and I guarantee you that a six-pack of these bad boys will evoke fond memories of their uncles and older cousins of yore. If nothing else, it will give them something to focus on while they sit in the garage for five minutes after coming home from work, engine still running, struggling to make sense of where it all went wrong. I especially recommend this if you can find the “Fresh Shave” flavor. Nothing like the scent of talcum powder to pull you back from the brin
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