German Officials Warn Us About 'Insect Armageddon' and I Want to Die

No good can come from hearing about 'insect armageddon'

commence in approximately five hours: theMinistry for the Environment, the “insect armageddon” is being worsened by lawn care appliances like leaf blowers and our need to have leaf-free lawns.ministry didn’t advocate for a ban even though we’re in the middle of — and I cannot stress this enough — anAdvertisement

A University of Cambridge zoology lecturer called leaf blowers and similar appliances “too tidy,” which is the only time I laughed after getting the news of the armageddon. “I think that leaf blowers fall into the category of being ‘too tidy’ and this can be very bad for insects.

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