Geminis Are Pissed That Lana Del Rey Is Actually a Cancer

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Geminis Are Pissed That Lana Del Rey Is Actually a Cancer
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Happy CancerSeason, here's my favorite thing to ever happen.

"Lana Del Rey's birth time has been confirmed and public knowledge for years I just forgot to look it up?" they wrote."Anyway, confirmed Gemini."

That said, Del Rey followed up by correcting the information shared in the screenshot — stating that, for once and for all,"I'm actually a cancer I was born at 4:47 PM."Needless to say, the Gemini community is up in arms over the announcement. Some even went so far as to outright challenge Del Rey's new sign and point out that she does own a Gemini necklace.

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