Future Wars certainly offers one of the oddest first steps I've ever seen in a game.
Inside, it turns out that you're infiltrating the Holy Brothers of the Clockwise Bullshit; their order doing nothing but walking around a square in one direction. If you try to walk around it in the other direction, then"Infidel!" goes the cry, and the Ceremony of the Cracking of the Skulls begins.
Oh, and also into making you wear futuristic overalls that make your buttocks pop out like two grapefruits in a thin plastic bag. Yay? It's a future thing. As long as the future never gets past 1969. Sneaking about a plane without a ticket, Ultradouche finally gets a little time to sit back, unwind and wish he was in trousers that weren't trying to invade the back of his throat through his sphincter. "Earthlings, your nickname for us only makes us think less of you as a species. We wanted you to know that."
"Huh? Oh, we know. I'm just the descendant of that guy whose clothes you stole. We're still pissed about that." The humans don't even give Epicdouche a zap-gun for the mission. But it's OK, he's still armed with, uh, a lance. That will be VERY HELPFUL when fighting aliens! Luckily, Lo'Ann is slightly saner and gives him... a compressed air gun.
their most famous adventure, Another World by far their best-remembered game, and Flashback being a true classic in the"games that people love but if they're honest don't remember anything after the game show bit" genre.
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