A collection of hilarious tweets captures the amusing antics and unexpected behaviors of our beloved pets.
It's about that time of year when pets start acting up because they can tell we don't have the energy to stop them. Explaining to my cat that he’s not getting any supervised outdoor time today bc its about to rain for the next 9 hours. Why do we say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
when i reach down and pet my dog instead of giving her a bite of the food i’m eating she acts like a cartel boss whose underling just ripped him off in a drug deal. Here in NJ we have drones flying all around my neighborhood, so today I walked my dog only wearing a thong and heels, because it is the holiday season and I like to keep it festive. Since my cat Larry has lost weight he has been fighting with the other cats more. It's like when Marcia Brady helped the unpoular girl by getting her a crocheted vest, and the girls started to take over Marcia's territory. my cat's new weird thing is running away whenever i twist the top off of a bottle. wtf is wrong with him. i prided myself in having an orange that was on the smarter side and now...me: HURRY UP and go potty it's freezing out here! Performative parents are the worst; however, when I'm with the dog, it's my duty to let everyone in earshot know that my dog is the bestest good boi and better than your inferior ill trained doggo
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