Friend In Long-Term Relationship Announces She Wouldn’t Even Be Able To Figure Out Extremely Simple Premise Of Dating App If She Tried

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Friend In Long-Term Relationship Announces She Wouldn’t Even Be Able To Figure Out Extremely Simple Premise Of Dating App If She Tried
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OKEMOS, MI—Claiming she would be absolutely clueless if she were single and had to navigate such a complicated system, local woman Ashley Rice, a friend in a long-term relationship, announced Thursday she would not be able to figure out the extremely simple premise of a dating app if she tried. “So wait, you look at…

—Claiming she would be absolutely clueless if she were single and had to navigate such a complicated system, local woman Ashley Rice, a friend in a long-term relationship, announced Thursday she would not be able to figure out the extremely simple premise of a dating app if she tried.

“So wait, you look at people’s pictures, read a little bit about them, and then, somehow, you meet?” said Rice, who wore a bewildered expression as she stared at photographs of strange men on her friend’s phone, indicating that she counted herself lucky to have been in a committed and stable relationship with her husband before such apps became commonplace. “You’re so brave. Seriously, I’d have no idea what I was doing if I had to go on one of these services.

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