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Sometimes I go online, ready to dole out some Grade-A Pearls of Wisdom on the"art" of parenting, and then immediately think to myself:
"Charlatan! How can someone whose child regularly fishes for invisible toys in public toilets think of herself as any level of parenting 'expert?'"We are all just trudging along -- hand sanitizer in hand -- hoping our kids don't fall through any sewer grates or wander off with strangers driving no-window minivans with motifs of howling wolves painted on the sides.
And additionally, that’s why this advice is as non-advice as you can get. And to boot, it’s pretty damn simple. You’re welcome.“I get to bathe my toddler’s entire body in bleach when we get home because she likes to dive face-first into public toilets!”“I get to start the day with three little people who are so silly happy and in love with life that they literally bounce into my bed with excitement.
“I get eighteen years of watching this awestruck wonder. I get a limited block of time that is so densely packed with crazy sweetness. I get knock-me-on-my-back running hugs; and little sweaty, dizzyingly-sweet napes of neck to snuggle; and long nights of holding tiny warm bodies tight against my chest. Man, I win.
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