'Of all the Etsy shops in all the towns in all the world, she bought used baby shoes from mine.'
Men always ask me to watch “When Harry Met Sally” because my name is Sally, but they’re never named Harry, so they’re not as clever as they think.Love is like a box of chocolates, in that I like both of those things.
In rural Alabama, where coyotes holler and jug bands play, “I love you”s are rarer than routine medical care. The dick pic looked familiar, as if I’d seen it in a dream; then it dawned on me that it was a picture of my own penis. When you realize you don’t want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, Sally.Published in the print edition of the
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