'I typically don't pay much attention to Elon Musk news unless it involves Azealia Banks, but this is crucial. Two smashed-in windows! Elon Musk Lemonade-d his own vehicle!' oureric writes:
Eric Reads The News is a daily humor column which skewers politics, pop culture, celebrity, shade, and schadenfreude.Tesla's Elon Musk continued his reign of terror against reality last night by introducing something called a Cybertruck. It definitely sounds like the villain in a straight-to-DVD Transformers knockoff, but apparently it's just a regular, futuristic pickup truck designed to look like a computer mouse as sketched by Pablo Picasso sometime in 1912. An easy misunderstanding.
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