Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People

United States News News

Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People
United States Latest News,United States Headlines
  • 📰 TheOnion
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 36 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 18%
  • Publisher: 51%

INDIANAPOLIS—Announcing that landmark new laboratory methods had made the once dreamed-of medication a reality, pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly unveiled insulin Wednesday that doesn’t work on poor people. “Thanks to our proprietary advancements in cellular technology, the active ingredients in insulin will now only…

INDIANAPOLIS—Announcing that landmark new laboratory methods had made the once dreamed-of

medication a reality, pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly unveiled insulin Wednesday that doesn’t work on poor people. “Thanks to our proprietary advancements in cellular technology, the active ingredients in insulin will now only work if the patient makes at least six figures per year,” said Eli Lilly CEO David Ricks, describing how the firm’s pharmacologists had engineered the amino sequence in the insulin molecule to detect whether or not the person taking it had rich blood.

” Company executives also added that while Eli Lilly would be phasing out insulin for poor people, they were still targeting that demographic with a new developmental compound that would give poor people diabetes.

We have summarized this news so that you can read it quickly. If you are interested in the news, you can read the full text here. Read more:

TheOnion /  🏆 724. in US

United States Latest News, United States Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

Update: U-KISS Unveils Individual Teasers Of Kiseop And Eli For “PLAY LIST” ComebackUpdate: U-KISS Unveils Individual Teasers Of Kiseop And Eli For “PLAY LIST” ComebackUpdate: U-KISS Unveils Individual Teasers Of Kiseop And Eli For “PLAY LIST” Comeback
Read more »

Insulin prices are dropping, but only some New Yorkers with diabetes benefitInsulin prices are dropping, but only some New Yorkers with diabetes benefitNot everyone with diabetes is benefiting from new price caps on insulin, as out-of-pocket costs depend on insurers, the type of insulin being taken and whether a patient knows how to access discount programs.
Read more »

Vauxhall unveils all-electric AstraVauxhall unveils all-electric AstraHere's a look at the new, electric Vauxhall Astra
Read more »

Watch: ENHYPEN Unveils Ethereal MV Teaser For “Sacrifice (Eat Me Up)”Watch: ENHYPEN Unveils Ethereal MV Teaser For “Sacrifice (Eat Me Up)”WATCH: ENHYPEN Unveils Ethereal MV Teaser For 'Sacrifice (Eat Me Up)'
Read more »

Moon Ga Young Unveils Stunning New Profile PhotosMoon Ga Young Unveils Stunning New Profile PhotosMoon Ga Young Unveils Stunning New Profile Photos
Read more »



Render Time: 2025-02-21 23:14:12