People share the most absurd and humorous things their dating partners have said, ranging from misconceptions about tires and mortgages to outlandish statements about aliens, ovaries, and tampons.
to tell us the dumbest thing they ever heard someone they were dating say. Here are the dumbest things they shared:"My ex, 21 at the time, saw tire rims on Amazon and was so excited to try this 'fancy new kind of rubberless tire.
'""An old boyfriend of mine said I was getting serious because I sat him at the head of the table…a round table."was a true story. Yes, the movie about aliens invading Earth.""I took my boyfriend at the time to the doctor over some stomach issues he was having, and when the doctor asked him what kind of problems he was having, he very seriously answered, 'I’m not sure. All I know is I’m hurting really bad, I think it’s my ovaries.'""After two years of renting, my ex and I decided to make the leap to buy a house. We were sitting in front of the real estate agent talking about mortgage payments. My ex asked, 'Does that include water, sewer, and trash?' Dumbfounded, the agent looked at me, then looked at her, and said, 'It's a mortgage.' I wanted to crawl under the table at that point.""We were at dinner with friends, and he pointed out a bust of a wildebeast on the wall and said, 'Oh, look, a rhino like in8. "I started my period and went into the store and reached over to grab a box of large tampons. He swatted my hand away and said, 'You don't need that size.' I was stunned that he was trying to tell me what type of tampon I needed based on size. The tampon size you get is based on the amount of flow you have. I did marry him, and it was the biggest mistake of my life.""We had just passed a bicyclist and then passed a sign that said, 'No peddling or soliciting.' 'Of course,' she said, 'That guy is peddling.' Totally serious.""I had to explain to a date that just because microwaves are a form of radiation, it doesn’t mean there’s a tiny nuclear reactor in your actual microwave.""My husband and I were discussing our neighbor, who just got diagnosed with prostate cancer, and my husband said that he should probably get his prostate examined. Then he looked at me and said, 'Hon, you should probably get your prostate checked too!' I told him that women don't have prostates.""I was on a first date with this girl, and we went to a pizza place to have some beers and pizza and watch the Monday night football game, and she asked the server how big the 12-inch pizza was. The server looked at me. I shrugged my shoulders, and that was the last date.""My wife and I were living in Richmond, VA when we first started dating. During a conversation, she stated that we lived in South America. When I asked her why she thought that, she said that because we live in the south, we must be in South America.""When my mother was young, she went on a first date, and after a movie, they went for dessert. 'I’ll have apple pie à la mode,' she said. Her date said, 'I’ll have the same, but with ice cream.' It was their last date.""My ex and I went camping in the Smokies, and we camped next to a maybe 4-inch stream. He lamented how he should have brought his canoe and fishing rod. There was no room for fish or a canoe to move. That was the day I knew to check out. I didn’t. Six more months of that. Sayonara!"And finally,"A couple of summers ago, I was really excited about a clear night for the meteor shower. While my husband and I were watching the 'shooting stars,' he made a comment about what it'd be like to see one of the stars in a constellation suddenly shoot across the sky. I explained to him the difference between meteors and stars, and he looked at me like I had three heads. So, I simplified it, explaining what stars are and how they die, and then concluded with our sun, which is similar to them. That caused more confusion. So then I had to tell this 44-year-old man that our sun IS a star, just like all the rest of those pretty pinpricks of light in our sky."What's the dumbest thing someone you were dating ever said? Tell us in the comments or use the anonymous form below:
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