Alongside his favorite AI mannequin Melania, fanatic fan of empty patriotic gestures Donald Trump attended an event in Pennsylvania Friday to honor the anniversary of 9/11. At the gathering, they were asked to perform the very simple task of reciting the pledge of allegiance. The pledge, which any child in first grade can recite in English, Spanish, and, in some states, ASL, was performed in the only way a Donald Trump performance can go down: hideously, with an over-protrusion of his teeth.
would be a huge fucking deal. Meanwhile, Donnie Teeth can’t keep pace with the announcer and seems to be saying the words just after he hears them like I do when I’m trying to memorize Megan Thee Stallion’s verse on WAP.
Upon watching this video with the sound off, the only words I can make out from staring at this disintegrating orange peel are, “elevation,” “watch,” and “foreskin.” If you look really closely to Trump’s mouth it appears as if he’s saying fart instead of “for all” at the end.
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