Dishwashing brand Dawn has announced a new product: a silver bell designed to summon a butler for dishwashing duties. The bell, crafted from hand-cast pewter, emits a delicate jingle specifically formulated to cut through background noise and reach the ears of a household servant.
CINCINNATI—Saying the new product offered its customers a way to clean up after-dinner messes with 100% less scrubbing, the dishwashing brand Dawn announced Thursday it would begin selling a small silver bell for summoning a butler to deal with the dishes.
“No matter how bad the mess, simply ring this bell to call for a classically trained butler to emerge from the scullery and begin showing off the talents he mastered at a stately mansion in the Welsh countryside. Protect your soft, supple hands from the curse of labor and never again strain your voice while shouting for your manservant. Give the Dawn bell a dainty shake and consider the dishes done.
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