'Everything Iconic' host and 'How Do I Un-Remember This?' author Danny Pellegrino is back with a new book of laugh-out-loud stories.
If spooky season isn't your thing and you're ready to fast-forward straight to Christmas, then you're in luck -- because ET's got an exclusive first look at These words floated out of my new friend's mouth about seventeen minutes into our cross-country road trip. Her name was Claudia, and she was an Italian American woman in her late forties from Reseda, California, and she was driving me from the West Coast back to Ohio for Christmas. She was equal parts all her idols:.
"The meat and the singing were both red flags, but being the people pleaser I am, I decided to ignore these signs and instead try to make the best of it. I sang along to Frank Sinatra while eating my packaged fruit snacks. The upside was that Claudia had a zero-f's attitude , reminded me a bit of my grandma, and could probably help me let loose a little before I spent a week with my family."Yeah, an ex-boyfriend and a real charmer.
"So, like, when you're going down on him, he stops to point it at your forehead?" My question was gross but necessary.I was officially lost. I didn't necessarily want to know more, but I needed to understand the logistics of what Claudia was talking about."My body immediately tensed up. I could feel my shoulder blades lighten and my butthole clench. Sweat dripped from my brow, and my eyes went wide as she continued.I don't want to kink shame. At all.
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