Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

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DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he has revised his position that suffering is an inevitable fact of life and that he now believes life is only suffering when one is not listening to golden-era Supertramp.

“Humanity can free itself from pain by throwing on “Goodbye Stranger” and cranking that shit up until you feel like you’re floating. Also, attachment to desire is totally okay if what you desire is the intricate musical arrangements and artful melody of Britain’s best prog rock band.

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