The journey to $29 eggs in the West Village with your friends will require a color-coded Google calendar, basic administrative skills, and hope.
It is my hope that this log will contain my truth, should I never arrive at the Promised Land of Sunday Brunch. In this Moleskine, I shall recount the arduous task of navigating Kayla’s, Ashlee’s, and Josh’s overbooked calendars. But take comfort, my love, for I embark on this perilous journey with my trusty tools: a color-coded Google Calendar, basic administrative skills, hope.
May the Lord grant me the presence of mind to accept my mid-thirties friends’ hectic lives and the nerve to ask them to be just slightly flexible but, like, no worries if not.Ah, how the spring breeze rejuvenates my soul! Oh, Christie, I yet remain hopeful that I shall see my friends in the West Village over some overpriced frittatas. I texted Kayla, Josh, and Ashlee and humbly asked if they might be free for “mimosas and mischief.” I even included the fun cocktail-umbrella emoji.
Today is Sunday. Today, I could have been in the West Village with Ashlee, Kayla, and Josh, savoring eggs that cost twenty-nine dollars. But alas. I visited Josh’s Web site, and it still says “under construction.” Christie, how could that be? After all these months—no, aI shaved my sad beard and finally finished building a to-scale covered wagon from my Chicken Bake paper sleeves.
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