Late-night hosts discussed the ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’ of Musk’s rocket and DeSantis’s war on woke
Stephen Colbertspoke about the latest SpaceX launch that saw Elon Musk’s company release the Starship heavy booster rocket.
He joked that it “just shows what scientists can achieve when they put their minds together to achieve a common goal: compensating for Elon Musk’s penis”. He moved on to Mike Lindell, the founder of MyPillow, who had previously guaranteed $5m to anyone who could prove that data he alleged showed Chinese interference in the 2020 election was inaccurate.Lindell has now been ordered to pay $5m as he has been proven wrong by a computer forensics expert, whose lawyer stated that Lindell’s data contains “no recognisable data in any known data format”.
Colbert said that “DeSantis continues to maintain his campaign promise to be 100% unlikable” after extending his “don’t say gay” mandate to the 12th grade and now the only place to discuss anything to do with gender or sexuality would be in sex education with the “angriest gym teacher”. He also continues to feud with Disney, stripping the company of more dispensations after it showed LGBTQ+ support and this week a North Carolina lawmaker proposed that the company move to his state instead. The bill was titled “Mickey’s Freedom Restoration Act” which Colbert said was the “title of the most boring Disney movie ever right after Steamboat Willy Familiarises Himself with Maritime Law”.
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