Child-devouring pothole will never hurt a BMW driver again
Drivers the length of Great Britain will sympathize with residents of Canning Town in London who, until Sunday, were believed to host the deepest pothole in the country.The folk of Rogers Road have been struggling with the chasm ever since it appeared after the street was resurfaced two years ago.
As the residents tell it, several attempts were made to seal the breach yet the possibly sentient entity would eventually return, deeper and hungrier than before – reaching a depth of 5ft last week. Now, forgive us if we're overstepping our bounds as an IT publication, but we thought resurfacing was supposed to prevent potholes, not cause them.
suggest the beast had developed an appetite for BMW drivers and Deliveroo couriers, wrecking at least one motor and sending a hapless e-bike rider flying.feels the pain of anyone injured in the line of duty to bring us artery-clogging treats, but BMW drivers can do one. Thanks to the typical inertia of local government, in this case Newham Council, residents resorted to sticking cones around the gaping maw lest any children did actually fall in, forever lost to the realms of Tír na nÓg.
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