In newyorkerhumor, “Little House on the Prairie” takes on Silver Lake.
“Charles Ingalls, no!” Ma exclaimed, looking up from her cross-stitch. “We’re finally settled on the farm, and we just spent all that money on organic certification.”
“It won’t change us a bit,” he promised. “The house is right by a reservoir and there’s even a balcony for Blind Mary to sit a spell and listen to the birds.” “The outside walls are made of glass, so we have a vast view of the reservoir,” I described to Mary. Ma made me “see” for her, because of the whole blindness thing. “Oh, Mary, sunlight twinkles on the water like the fancy lady’s gown at the T.J.’s grand opening.”
It was worth it. After the TikTok, a lot of orders came in and Ma started making more money than Pa. He worked at the hipster butcher shop, where they valued his hot takes on tenderloins and manscaping.
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