When you utter those words, it empowers us to do anything
"Someone keeps submitting an unfit response," the Boss sniffles in response to a question I wish I'd never asked about his feedback survey."Mostly they paste that Lorem Ipsum stuff and then on the last question they attach a picture of crudely drawn male genitals.
"Sure, but I'm conflicted. Wouldn't that be … an abuse of my administrative privileges?" the PFY asks. This from a man who'd routinely shut down the network comms to the vending machine on the ground floor so that he could get a free biscuit from the machine owner for helping to"diagnose the fault."A man who – more than once – glued a tinfoil cutout of a pistol between the pages of the Boss's journal when he knew he had an upcoming flight.From the man for whom no mailbox is safe.
"Look, given the nature of these pictures, it could be … a … security issue," the Boss says, drawing the long bow."A code tangerine," I nod."Triggered by the words SECURITY ISSUE. We also respond to the words HEALTH AND SAFETY ISSUE, PUBLIC LIABILITY ISSUE, and CODE FIFTY-FIVE FIFTY-FIVE.""Yeah, but that's an old code from when the head of security used to have a stutter. By the time he got that out you either knew he was serious or the incident was over.
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