According to a Pentagon report, the White House pharmacy under Trump dispensed huge quantities of controlled substances like Xanax, Ambien, and Provigil, often to ineligible patients.
The Onion reveals what happened when staff reportedly used copious amounts of speed, sedatives, and alcohol to deal with the stress of the job. No One Paid For Prescription Drugs More evidence of the Trump administration’s dangerous commitment to socialism. Jared Kushner Was A Total Narc About It The bombshell report revealed that the whiny senior advisor was always wringing his hands and saying things like, “Guys, I don’t know if this is a good idea.
Pills Were Chased With Whole Milk Despite its dangerous gastrointestinal effects, White House staffers were regularly observed drinking glass after glass of Fairlife. Signs Reading ‘Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Morning Modafinil’ Were Routinely Ignored Senior officials willfully turned a blind eye to the kitschy signs warning of improper stimulant use.
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