Asshole From Plane Greeted At Baggage Claim By Whole Family

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Asshole From Plane Greeted At Baggage Claim By Whole Family
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ATLANTA—Following their arrival at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport Friday, passengers from flight 3852 confirmed that the loud, obnoxious prick who had been seated in row 12 was warmly greeted and embraced by his whole family at the terminal’s baggage claim. “That guy wouldn’t shut up about how slow the drink…

ATLANTA—Following their arrival at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport Friday, passengers from flight 3852 confirmed that the loud, obnoxious prick who had been seated in row 12 was warmly greeted and embraced by his whole family at the terminal’s baggage claim.

“That guy wouldn’t shut up about how slow the drink service was, and he spent the whole flight sticking his elbows and legs out into the aisle and over into the seat next to him,” said fellow passenger Carla Moreau, who noted that, after exiting the gate area, two elementary-school-age girls cried out “Daddy” and ran to hug the man who had pressed the overhead flight attendant call button several times in rapid succession shortly after takeoff to demand a gin and tonic.

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