What should you do if people keep stealing your political signs from your lawn? Cleveland.com's Ask Lucas guy has more bad advice.
: Now that we’re getting close to the election, I have a few political signs in my lawn for candidates I plan to vote for. Or at least I did. I woke up the other day, and a select few of the signs were gone. For obvious reasons, I’m not telling you the candidates, but let’s just say they weren’t local elections. I think I know who is stealing them, but I can’t prove it.
I know I’m blaming children for a political climate that was created by adults, and perhaps that’s because I’m projecting. When we were teens, we used to drive around and throw those 89-cent Taco Bell bean burritos at road signs. It made such a satisfying – and shockingly loud --You can’t really confront someone without the evidence that they did it. But you can put out bounties for people to steal signs of the other political party. Offer $5 per stolen sign and pay them in bitcoin.
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