It's 'no mow may' for many, which means you can leave the lawnmower in the garage for now. But what happens when your neighbor ignores it and mowes anyway? cleveland.com's Ask Lucas wastes moe time and space in this storied paper to give the worst advice imaginable.
If all lawncare involved racing lawnmowers, which is what's pictured here, I think a lot more people would be motivated to complete this ultimately pointless task. But now that I say that, aren't ALL tasks inevitably pointless? Is there really a purpose to anything? We're going to stop this line of inquiry because I'm sad now. Back to the column. but my neighbor keeps his lawn like Augusta National Golf Club.
Anyway, having a perfectly manicured lawn is just like any of those things, except it’s probably worse for the environment than normal people hobbies. Just because someone takes their hobby to an extreme doesn’t mean you have to follow them down the rabbit hole.The easiest answer would be to ignore your neighbor and just keep doing what makes you happy, but if you’re looking for practical advice you’ve come to the wrong advice column. Instead, make your neighbor jealous of your hobbies.
Are you an aspiring chemist? Build your own fireworks and launch them from your driveway. Are you a secret fashionista? Go retrieve your mail while wearing that avant-garde bathrobe you’ve been designing. Did you always dream of being a horseback archer? Ride around your neighborhood on a donkey firing a crossbow at cars.
Is it inconvenient that your neighbor must put up with your weird hobbies? Of course, but at least now you’re even.Ask Lucas: My husband loves to garden, but he sucks at it and the food he grows is awfulAsk Lucas: I caught my son with Zyns. What should I do?Look at this handsome fella. His name is Lucas and he will be writing more columns like this, despite common sense saying this should stop while he’s ahead.
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