SMYRNA, GA—Disappointed after spending $25 on dinner at his local Chinese restaurant Wednesday night, local man Keith Bradelson told reporters he could have easily prepared the same meal at home but much worse. “I don’t even know why I go out to eat—I could make the same stuff in my own kitchen and it’d be far, far…
SMYRNA, GA—Disappointed after spending $25 on dinner at his local Chinese restaurant Wednesday night, local man Keith Bradelson told reporters he could have easily prepared the same meal at home but much worse.
“I don’t even know why I go out to eat—I could make the same stuff in my own kitchen and it’d be far, far shittier,” said Bradelson, who explained how he could prepare an identical entree except with dry, overcooked meat, a single stuck-together mass of gummy rice, and the bland, flavorless substitution of key Szechuan spices with whatever he had lying around. “It wouldn’t even be that hard. I have a wok and some soy sauce and almost no culinary skills whatsoever.
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