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If you’re struggling to get pasta because of the coronavirus panic buying, apparently Ann Summers has some. The only catch is that it is penis shaped.
The good news is that it is part of a three for the price of two offer though, so if you buy two other things, you get the pasta free.Let’s be honest, it might be the only penis some of us will be getting during these self-isolation days. A bag costs £5 for 200g so it’s not the cheapest but you can get it in the offer if you are buying other things on the site.
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