American Girl Shutters Business After Doing All The Types of Girls

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MIDDLETON, WI—Having completed what it set out to do when it launched its line of dolls 35 years ago, American Girl announced Monday it had halted all production and shuttered its retail locations after determining it had done all the types of girls. “Rich girl, poor girl, black girl, white girl—as far as I can tell,…

MIDDLETON, WI—Having completed what it set out to do when it launched its line of dolls 35 years ago, American Girl announced Monday it had halted all production and shuttered its retail locations after determining it had done all the types of girls.

American girl, an Irish girl. Hell, we even did a boy.” At press time, a spokesperson for American Girl declined comment when it was brought to their attention that the company had never made an overweight girl doll.

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