“Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast was when you said, hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu,” Nikki Glaser joked in one of many shots at Brady’s divorce.
INGLEWOOD, Calif. — There’s locker-room talk, and then there’s what the entire global Netflix subscriber base may have witnessed Sunday night.allowed his former teammates, coach, owner, his longest on-field rival, a couple of celebrities and a pack of truly unleashed comedians go off on him in the largest-attended, longest-ever and most likely most-watched live broadcast of a comedy roast from the Kia Forum for the Netflix is A Joke Fest.
At the 40-minute mark, Glaser scored multiple times by slinging zingers at the expense of Brady, Hart, and Gronk. Among the two biggest laugh lines, she first told Brady: “You have seven rings. Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back. I’m sorry, Tom. Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast was when you said, hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu. I think — that’s gotta suck. Dude.
Despite Pats owner Robert Kraft getting himself involved in his alma mater Columbia University’s response to ongoing campus protests, the only joke even referencing the current situation in the Middle East came from Edelman, who directed this joke at Ross near the 1-hour, 46-minute mark: “Fun fact: Jeff and I are both Jewish. The difference is I’m the kind of Jew that people look and go, ‘Oh, he’s Jewish?’ And Jeff’s the kind of Jew that makes you want to join Hamas.
Hinchcliffe got things back on track by walking up to the dais and singling people out as he walked, scoring big laughs. To Jay, Hinchliffe said: “Sam Jay everybody, killed. An obese African-American lesbian. So by having her, Netflix checked off a lot of boxes. She’s a black lesbo, which means she doesn’t eat pussy, she aw hell naws on it.” And to Kreischer, he said: “Bert Kreischer is a king.
Hart would get Belichick drinking again a few minutes later, doing shots with his newly-former boss Kraft as a peace offering. But not before Kraft issued a declaration across the globe to try to make up for his decision back in 2005 to give one of his own Super Bowl rings to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. “In case Vladimir Putin, you’re watching, give me my fucking ring back, will ya!?” Kraft said.
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