TWO politicians walk into a bar in Rutherglen. This isn’t a set-up for a joke – though there’s plenty to laugh about in what follows.
“According to the latest polls, our party leader’s popularity is on the up too”, they say, grinning more smugly than they had probably intended. “And the size of our membership gives us access to resources that smaller parties could never match.
“All polling data points to a complete electoral defeat at the next election. When we stood for Holyrood, we took just 1.7% of votes across Scotland. When we stood in the local elections, that was reduced to just 0.7%.
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