In response to mounting complaints about noise, disorderly conduct, parking, and a lack of housing, many cities are considering implementing regulations on short-term rentals. The Onion asked Airbnb owners what they thought about that, and this is what they said.
“We shouldn’t be regulated like hotels because we’re different. Hotels don’t give guests the same experience of receiving anxiety-provoking text messages from the property owner throughout their trip.”“It’s already so hard to run a human trafficking ring, and government regulations just make it harder.”“The thought of having to clean and disinfect the hot tub just so my guests stop getting staph infections makes me sick.
”“Look, I get it. Airbnb’s are ruining our local communities. But what if the communities suck to begin with?”“Anti-party technology? Aren’t we told in Psalm 149 ‘Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise His name in the dance’? And it was King David—King David, who we read about in Samuel—and what did David do? David danced before the Lord with all his might…leaping and dancing before the Lord.
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