Famous people have never had to beg for a morsel of attention; it makes sense that their sexts might suck.
in 2018. Remember: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” This was also a very confusing sentiment — particularly the odd epithet, “alive girl.” I recognize that this is a pretty clear reference to a person's scintillating joie de vivre. But the wording is so awkward; by emphasizing someone’s aliveness, one might be implying that everyone else is dead, which is false. Or drawing attention to the fact that the textee could one day be dead.
Look, I know not everyone is a writer. Jeff Bezos is approximately 90 billion times wealthier than I am, and his considerable skills lie in other arenas. But is it so hard to think back to when your fourth-grade teacher told you not to join so many clauses together with “and”? This is basic stuff. It’s not surprising if famous people don’t excel at sexting. First of all, they have never had to work in the coal mines of flirtation, begging for even a morsel of attention from any passing soul. They are often naturally good-looking, possess talent and charisma, and understand power. If they ask someone for something, they usually get it — even if they don’t deserve it.
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