Aaron Rodgers Says Darkness Retreat Featured 'Very, Very Smooth' Dumps

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Aaron Rodgers Says Darkness Retreat Featured 'Very, Very Smooth' Dumps
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Aaron Rodgers encountered plenty of issues while in isolation last week, but poopin' wasn't one of them ... the quarterback revealed Wednesday his dumps in the dark were 'very, very smooth.'

," he struggled to know when it was time to finish wiping -- creating a pretty crappy situation."My dumps were super smooth," the quarterback said.

The Green Bay Packers star explained his diet -- which consisted mostly of giant salads -- created an ideal situation for being in a restroom without light.He added,"There were multiple, though, that I didn't even think I needed a wipe." As for Rodgers' real concerns on his trip -- his football future and potential retirement -- he said those topics required far more attention.

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