A Princess's Quest for Comfortable Cool Shoes

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A Princess's Quest for Comfortable Cool Shoes
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A princess seeking both comfort and style embarks on a comical journey to find the perfect pair of shoes that accommodate her bunions and youthful aspirations.

You see, the princess also worked as a teacher, and was often on her feet, so the shoes needed to be comfortable. At the same time, the princess felt her youth slipping away with each passing day, so she desired to look cool. The greatest challenge of all: accommodating her nascent bunions. Yes, bunions! For even princesses can get them, especially after they turn forty.

Then the princess went to the woods, where she met a witch. The witch’s shoes looked practical and were purple, the princess’s favorite color. Were these the perfect shoes? “Mine are grounding shoes,” the witch said. “They have room for your toes to splay, because the toe box is wide, and they’re supposed to feel like you’re barefoot, so they have no arch support.” “Dear me!” the princess cried.

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