A G.P.S. Route for My Anxiety, by Jesse Eisenberg

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A G.P.S. Route for My Anxiety, by Jesse Eisenberg
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“Stand outside the Y.M.C.A. for several minutes, watching other people go in.” In newyorkerhumor, Jesse Eisenberg provides turn-by-turn directions to the gym, which is five blocks and yet five hours away.

your apartment through the service entrance so you don’t have to make small talk with the doorman, who resents you.. Going right would obviously be quicker, but you might run into the woman from your building whose name you don’t remember.at the rack of Citi Bikes. Avoid looking directly at the bikes and being reminded that you don’t have an active life style.

to avoid the movie theatre. Walk briskly for several minutes to shake off the feeling of what could have been.your cell phone and pretend to be on an important call because you’re about to pass some canvassers for the A.S.P.C.A. Your mix of narcissism and self-hatred is so deep and convoluted that you can’t even bring yourself to spare five seconds to save animals.to a podcast—maybe one from the BBC that doesn’t overlap with your own life and make you feel competitive.

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