A Final Plea From One of Netflix’s Abandoned DVDs

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A Final Plea From One of Netflix’s Abandoned DVDs
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These are the not so famous last words of Netflix's abandoned DVD's.

Look, I get the abiding urge to massage the shareholder. I get that while DVD subscriptions still raked in almost $150 million in 2022—more than 99 percent of companies dream of ever pulling in—that was only half of 1 percent of our annual revenue. I get that Netflix got too big to not fail its people.The Hot Chick

? Do you ever think about the harmony imbued when a neoconservative bait-and-tackle shop owner knows the copy ofI bet you don’t, Ted. I bet you’re drunk on all your fuck island reality shows. I bet you’re scheming a season where half the contestants are chatbots. I bet you can’t wait until AI can automatically create and stream the customer’s next dating show, based entirely on how many minutes ofLook, I know this is coming no matter what I say. But before you send us all to rot in a landfill, I implore you to find a DVD player somewhere in a Los Gatos basement and watch me. Costner learned how to deliver mail after an apocalypse; one day, you may need to too.

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