9 Pandemic Habits We’re Keeping Forever Yeah, we can ditch our Covid haircuts. But there are things we want to keep… like masking during flu season!
, our virtual school blues, and our mask wars, some seismic changes have occurred. Some have been life-changing. World-altering. Some of this weirdness has become our normal, and you can pry it from our vaccinated hands.If this doesn’t continue post-pandemic, we should stage a protest to bring it back. In the time of COVID, we can call ahead andNo lines. No chairs designed for maximum discomfort. No person ahead of you unsure why they’re there in the first place.
Give us more of the good stuff post-pandemic, please.Look at me! It’s called a Zoom mullet: business suit on top, pajamas on the bottom! Hopefully employers have realized that we can get shit done virtually, because the Internet is a thing that happened somewhere around 1999 and it is not, like Senator Ted Stevens said, a series of tubes. My ancient-ass phone has more computing power than Apollo 13. Don’t make us see the inside of an actual office again.