89-Year-Old Man Leaves Behind Rich Legacy Of Processing, Excreting Nutrients

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89-Year-Old Man Leaves Behind Rich Legacy Of Processing, Excreting Nutrients
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NORTH HAVEN, CT—With friends and family celebrating his storied life in the wake of his recent passing, sources confirmed this week that a local 89-year-old man left behind a rich history of processing and excreting nutrients. “Throughout his life, he almost never missed an opportunity to place food into his mouth,…

NORTH HAVEN, CT—With friends and family celebrating his storied life in the wake of his recent passing, sources confirmed this week that a local 89-year-old man left behind a rich history of processing and excreting nutrients.

“Throughout his life, he almost never missed an opportunity to place food into his mouth, digest this food, absorb the broken-down food into his bloodstream, and later expel the parts of the food that his body did not use for energy,” read an obituary of the late Henry Wood, detailing how every eight hours or so, on average, he would find a way to locate and prepare sustenance to consume before passing it through his stomach and then his intestines to be secreted, most often, into a nearby...

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