'Dudes that are 5’8” love saying, 'I'll be there shortly,' like yeah man, we know.'
Another month has come and gone and Twitter helped us get through it again. So, as usual, here are some of the funniest tweets from this month:I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.
the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get past lmnop it's like ok... we're getting into dangerous teritory nowEverything runs out at once. You are knocked breathlessly to the ground by having to replace laundry detergent. You are out of spinach. No:..no you’re out of hand soap…. Oh my god. I’m so sorry. You are out of olive oil.
My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app
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