6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either

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6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either
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RACINE, WI—Offering a balanced perspective on the impending end to their marriage, local parents Alex and Rebecca Kriescher explained to their 6-year-old daughter Lucy on Tuesday that while she didn’t cause their divorce, she didn’t exactly step up to prevent it either. “Honey, your mom and I want you to know that we…

RACINE, WI—Offering a balanced perspective on the impending end to their marriage, local parents Alex and Rebecca Kriescher explained to their 6-year-old daughter Lucy on Tuesday that while she didn’t cause their divorce, she didn’t exactly step up to prevent it either.

“It’s something you should never, ever feel guilty about, okay? But you also can’t let yourself completely off the hook, if we’re being honest. After all, Mom and Dad haven’t had a single goddamn moment to themselves in the past six years. Are we saying you should’ve been the one to fix our relationship issues? Not at all. But the fact that you cry nonstop every time we try to leave you with a babysitter sure hasn’t made things any easier.

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