'Week one of virtual 1st grade is 75% showing off pets.'
It’s officially a new school year and, needless to say, it’s going about as well as anyone would’ve guessed. While plenty of students have returned to school for in-person classes, many families are navigating the confusing world of remote learning at home amid thepandemic.
Fortunately, parents have found a way to laugh about the chaos and make their peers feel less alone. We’ve rounded up 50 tweets about remote learning from parents who are riding the roller coaster of this new school year. Zoom preschool is both hilarious and depressing. My 4 year old keeps unmuting himself and yelling 'I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME! IS THIS MEETING OVER YET?'Today is my kids’ first day of e-learning, or as it’s known colloquially, “eh”-learning.Teacher:"So what do you do before joining our Zoom class?"Me, no make-up, bagel crumbs on my face, unexpectedly joining the Zoom class:"SHE MEANS I HIGH FIVE HER HAND!!!"August 21, 2020Schools 2 weeks later after seeing countless half naked toddlers and husbands in the background: “You are now required to keep your camera OFF AT ALL TIMES during remote learning.”You can be a calm, rational person who doesn’t rage-eat potato chips before 10am, or you can be a parent of children doing online school. You cannot be both.Kindergarten zoom gym class punctuated by a parent saying"I'm just OVER IT" loudly over and over again and then"Oh, are you unmuted?"— Sara Says Stop — Karine Not even part of the way though day 1 of school, my 11yo has lost 2 pens, a calculator , a pencil and a notebook.Remote Learning Log, Week 2, Day 6: Zoom ain’t workin’.and other things my kid yelled over Zoom on the first day of school.What this third day of online school really needed was a lizard on the loose in the kitchen during class— Becky Too Many Kids, Send Help One boy in my son’s first grade class raises his hand first thing every morning and tells the teacher how many days it’s been since he lost his tooth. Four days today.— DaddyJew Current topic of Zoom kindergarten: how to raise your hand so that it doesn't get cropped by the camera.5-year-old: I can’t do more kindergarten. My leg is hurting and that means my skeleton is broken.— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 ‘Twas the night before remote schooling started and all through the house, not a creature was stirring because Mommy had given them all copious amounts of melatonin then taken triple her Xanax with a Grey Goose chaser.one kid in my daughter’s 1st grade class figured out how to change his background to an Amtrak and he’d yell in the middle of class “gotta go! my train is here!”It's called"remote learning" because of the remote chance my kids are going to learn anything.-Me to me on the first day of e-learning for my 5th graderI expressed worry about 13 yo’s 4 hours per day, 4 days per week virtual schedule and he assured me that it’s fine because you don’t need to be smart anymore.One one bottle of wine for meThree bottles of wine for meI’d say the hardest part about remote learning is that I can no longer threaten to ground my kids from screens because honestly that was really all I had.My friends 1st grader told the class her favorite part of summer was seeing a brown booby and both her mom and step dad are in the background going “tell them it’s a bird. Explain it’s a bird. It’s a seabird tell them that” 🤣Love the first day of school pics of your kids with their laptops at the kitchen table and esp love the flowers strategically placed in the background but we should also get to see the pics where everyone’s losing their shit and screaming that everything sucks. Cause balance.All the grandparents out there watching grandkids while they attend virtual schooling: now’s your chance to teach them cursive.
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