Someone who stands next to celebrities as an example of what normal people look like.
20. Someone who does an Olympic event first as an example of how terribly a normal person would do the sport.
21. Someone who sings before a professional singer does to remind the audience about how much worse they could have it.23. Someone whose job it is to tap devil's advocates on the shoulder and tell them to stop, just stop.25. The person whose job it is to get One Direction back together.27. A chef for all animals with whiskers.29. Someone who shows kids how to draw that “S” we all drew in primary school.32.
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