Ho ho ha! These Christmas jokes for children will have the whole family laughing.
22. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.24. What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!26. What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!28. What do elves do after school? Their gnome work.30.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.32. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!34. Knock Knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
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