Toys that are good for the eyes and good for *ahem* elsewhere.
— a multi-speed, waterproof vibrator that can contort itself like a gymnast to satisfy wherever needs some stimulation. It's basically a pleasure-giving piece of taffy."I never write reviews for products. I'm not very good at it, so I'm attaching a text message I sent to my best friend after using this: 'I got a new vibrator and HOLY SHIT. First of all it’s tiny. It’s quiet. It has 10 different vibration settings.
I don’t think anyone ever is going to make me as happy as this vibrator made me in literally two minutes. Best fucking purchase of my entire life. If you had a vagina I would buy one for you and ship it to your house so you can understand how fucking amazing this tiny dude is. It was $60, but I just saved myself probably $200 on random dates I won’t go on because this made me not only physically, but emotionally happy.
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