'His mother told me she’d always sort of had a crush on her son.'
"My ex's dad called me a 'doxy' while in an argument with my ex. After some googling, I found out it essentially means 'whore.'""When I was 18, I met my boyfriend's mother after a couple of weeks of dating him. She freaked out, told me I was the perfect girlfriend, and immediately started asking when we would get married.""My ex’s dad lived in her attic. I only found out when I walked in on him using the bathroom in the middle of the night.
"I knew then that I never wanted to celebrate my birthday with them because it would end with me in tears. Luckily, he dumped me in front of my whole family about three months later .""My ex left my birthday party because his mom called him and told him she wanted a pizza. He didn’t come back, either, even though he lived less than 10 minutes away.
"They were convinced that when they died, their kids would be able to sell all the stuff and make a huge chunk of money.""My partner's mum was bitching about me on Facebook and didn’t realize I could see it. When I called her out on it, she said, 'Oh well, shit happens.'”"I once went on a couple dates with a guy on my block who I found out lived in a tiny studio apartment the size of a small single-car garage with his mom. He was 25 and they shared a bed.